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Shoggothgoat
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04 Jun 2015, 5:21 pm

Your borat sensor is malfunctioning.



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04 Jun 2015, 5:23 pm

your sensor is made by borat and is always malfunctioning :razz:



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04 Jun 2015, 5:31 pm

You think kazakhstani quality is the best quality!



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04 Jun 2015, 5:33 pm

your limo is made out of spare yugos salvaged from the junk yard :razz:



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04 Jun 2015, 5:50 pm

Your contingency plan is made from mustard.



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04 Jun 2015, 5:52 pm

your table mustard is made from ground-up old contingency plans fermented in angst and a homeopathic brew of faded hope that blew away like a popcorn fart in the winds of change.



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04 Jun 2015, 6:01 pm

During your stay at Artificial Intelligence school, you only qualified for Artificial!



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04 Jun 2015, 6:02 pm

during your stay at artificial intelligence school you only qualified for fartificial.



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04 Jun 2015, 6:21 pm

During your time in the navy, you only qualified to serve as a buoy!



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04 Jun 2015, 6:22 pm

during your time serving as chief assistant to the assistant chief, you only qualified for circular file duty :razz:



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04 Jun 2015, 6:54 pm

You can only cook flies with soup!



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04 Jun 2015, 6:56 pm

there's a fly in your soup, and you put it there! :razz:



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05 Jun 2015, 1:45 am

You base your social scripts on daytime television!



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05 Jun 2015, 2:03 am

you base your social scripts on javascript. :razz:



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05 Jun 2015, 2:13 am

Your social script is written on foolscap.



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05 Jun 2015, 2:33 am

your scap is foolish. :razz: