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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
More like your sheets were wet
ToughDiamond Veteran
Joined: 15 Sep 2008Age: 73Gender: MalePosts: 14,534
Brazen hussy.
Plank
You calling me thick then like?
As two short planks
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 5,484Location: Durotriges Territory
I'm surprised you can count that high.
Who threw you nuts
Bestiola Veteran
Joined: 22 Aug 2021Gender: FemalePosts: 514
Who is doing your nut?
Says nutty Mrs. Walnut of Filbert City in the county of Hazelnut in the grand duchy of Peanutonia, planet Cashew, Pecan galaxy, in the Coconut universe.
What a nutty dude, with a very nutty obsession with everything nutty
Oh my cod here they are again; Laurel and Hardy
That's a compliment. Can't you get anything right? I've mentioned this before, but does anybody ever listen to me? Oh no, we can't have that, can we?
Lol why would anyone ever listen to you? If you must make a noise, make it quietly
Pearls before swine as usual.
Well, better than pearls before a panda bear!