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04 Sep 2010, 5:08 pm

WTF is a basketball player running for Oregon's Governor?


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04 Sep 2010, 6:21 pm

I shall not eat dinner, until I reach my next 100 post milestone.


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04 Sep 2010, 6:22 pm

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04 Sep 2010, 7:03 pm

I haven't eaten apples in so long. I forgot that they tasted this sour.



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04 Sep 2010, 7:11 pm

you never looked so good and i never felt so right



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04 Sep 2010, 7:18 pm

This pizza tastes HORRIBLY.
I will never get pizza from that place again. They overcooked it.



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04 Sep 2010, 9:43 pm

I'm too lazy to put my sheets on my bed. I'll be sleeping between blankets, tonight.


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05 Sep 2010, 1:54 am

Sometimes I wonder why I'm still alive. How much abuse can someone stand and survive? How long I've waited for the day to arrive. When I won't be your fool no more. Nobody knows how you push me around. Nobody sees how you treat me like I'm your clown. I never made a sound. It's the very last time you will get on my case. It's the very last time cause I won't be your fool no more. It's the very last time you will step on my face. It's the very last time cause I won't be your fool no more. Nobody sees how you treat me like dirt. Nobody knows just how badly I can hurt. You've got a lesson to learn. It's the very last time you will get on my case. It's the very last time cause I won't be your fool no more. It's the very last time you will step on my face. It's the very last time cause I won't be your fool no more. I can still feel the sting of your words. But I won't cry no matter how much it hurts. My head may go crazy, my heart it may burst. But I won't be a fool no more. No, I won't be your fool no more.



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05 Sep 2010, 4:34 am

"Oh wow, so you're quiet too, we must have so much in common :roll:" Or so I feel like saying to accountant guy.



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05 Sep 2010, 5:27 am

Drinking is not the way for me to go. I'm not meant to be all giddy and giggly. I have the same temperament and disposition, as Mick Avory and I should cherish that. I deserve better than to get myself drunk at clubhouse parties, and my clubhouse shouldn't be serving beer, anyways. We're all on medications.

As far as I'm concerned, near beer is beer. Another thing is, that if I was meant to be a giddy person, I would have been giddy, at the age of 4.


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05 Sep 2010, 6:48 am

I've just found out that 'I Am The Walrus' by The Beatles, is about sex. That's the last time I listen to that song. :eew:


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05 Sep 2010, 6:54 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I've just found out that 'I Am The Walrus' by The Beatles, is about sex. That's the last time I listen to that song. :eew:


What, where did you hear that? It's another one of their nonsense songs they wrote when they were high all the time. The only sexual line in the whole song is "naughty girl you let your knickers down", the rest is a load of random rubbish.


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05 Sep 2010, 7:02 am

MONKEY wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I've just found out that 'I Am The Walrus' by The Beatles, is about sex. That's the last time I listen to that song. :eew:


What, where did you hear that? It's another one of their nonsense songs they wrote when they were high all the time. The only sexual line in the whole song is "naughty girl you let your knickers down", the rest is a load of random rubbish.


I guess you're right.


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05 Sep 2010, 7:27 am

I might be a little too innocent, for my own good.


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05 Sep 2010, 8:26 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I've just found out that 'I Am The Walrus' by The Beatles, is about sex. That's the last time I listen to that song. :eew:


What, where did you hear that? It's another one of their nonsense songs they wrote when they were high all the time. The only sexual line in the whole song is "naughty girl you let your knickers down", the rest is a load of random rubbish.


I guess you're right.


I always am :wink:

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05 Sep 2010, 10:24 am

Songs about sex are awesome.

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