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16 Dec 2018, 8:56 pm

chocolate is god's dookie.

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17 Dec 2018, 10:12 am

I do not get a case of cuteness overload watching cat videos, especially ones of Lynx point Siamese.

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17 Dec 2018, 10:24 am

Cats belong in cages.

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17 Dec 2018, 10:25 am

Cages belong in cats.

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17 Dec 2018, 10:27 am

I live cats more than dogs :lol:

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17 Dec 2018, 7:45 pm

Dolores Umbridge is my absolute favorite character from anything Harry Potter. By God, what a delightful, charming, and entertaining woman. 10/10

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17 Dec 2018, 9:26 pm

I can subdue my laughter when watching cute and funny cat videos.

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17 Dec 2018, 9:29 pm

I didn't just knock an entire glass of water onto the power bar where my 7 foot live Christmas tree is plugged in, and it doesn't have any empty socket holes exposed to the water.

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17 Dec 2018, 9:53 pm

Isabella is actually scrooge and is trying to ruin Xmas - first fairy lights , then your tree , what's next ? bricking up your chimney :lol:

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17 Dec 2018, 10:30 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

Isabella is actually scrooge and is trying to ruin Xmas - first fairy lights , then your tree , what's next ? bricking up your chimney :lol:

I know, right? And the faerie lights actually connect to my tree so that they turn on / off together. ARGGHHH!

(It's been one of those days).

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17 Dec 2018, 10:45 pm

People on Wikipedia are not driving me f*****g nuts right now.

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17 Dec 2018, 11:20 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

Isabella is actually scrooge and is trying to ruin Xmas - first fairy lights , then your tree , what's next ? bricking up your chimney :lol:

I know, right? And the faerie lights actually connect to my tree so that they turn on / off together. ARGGHHH!

(It's been one of those days).

CLAP ON!

CLAP OFF!

THE CLAPPER!! !

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17 Dec 2018, 11:23 pm

I am not addicted to U Tube.

And I would NEVER stoop to watching videos about Bigfoot!

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17 Dec 2018, 11:23 pm

I was in this advert before I bricked my chimney.

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17 Dec 2018, 11:48 pm

Emily B was married numerous times.

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17 Dec 2018, 11:51 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

Emily B was married numerous times.

Emily B was a conventional, heterosexual, neurotypical, Evangelical puritan who mistreated her dogs Keeper and Grasper.

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