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18 Dec 2018, 12:59 am

Emily B weighed about 15 tonnes , was 15ft tall and snacked on conifer trees

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18 Dec 2018, 1:01 am

SaveFerris wrote:

Emily B weighed about 15 tonnes , was 15ft tall and snacked on conifer trees

Yes she did, but you didn't forget her Santa hat.

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18 Dec 2018, 1:05 am

and btw I'm not hoping to receive this book for Christmas from my brother, because I didn't suggest it and he would never think to get me a book otherwise.

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18 Dec 2018, 1:16 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

Emily B weighed about 15 tonnes , was 15ft tall and snacked on conifer trees

Yes she did, but you didn't forget her Santa hat.

You are right , I didn't , but I did now

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18 Dec 2018, 1:28 am

Rubbish. Brontës don't wear hats.

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18 Dec 2018, 4:37 am

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18 Dec 2018, 5:22 am

I am a plastic ashtray made of anivegemineral.

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18 Dec 2018, 5:23 am

I would love to join the military! :ninja:

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18 Dec 2018, 5:36 am

Join mine! Make love not war...

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18 Dec 2018, 5:37 am

envirozentinel wrote:

Join mine! Make love not war...

I'd love to join one like that!

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18 Dec 2018, 6:30 am

I'm totally surprised that Manchester United sacked their manager José Mourinho this morning. I did not see that one coming! :lol:

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18 Dec 2018, 6:42 pm

I am now a member of my city's MLS team.

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18 Dec 2018, 11:05 pm

Vampires and werewolves do exist

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18 Dec 2018, 11:07 pm

I currently administer veterinary medications 16 times a day, not 18.

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18 Dec 2018, 11:19 pm

my military time was 100% enjoyable.

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18 Dec 2018, 11:23 pm

auntblabby wrote:

my military time was 100% enjoyable.

I am envious :lol:

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