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19 Dec 2018, 8:05 am

I'm always glad I say what's on my mind , I never regret it

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19 Dec 2018, 8:08 am

Ferris should wear full-body armour.

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19 Dec 2018, 8:16 am

This was the first image that started off my life as a ferret

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19 Dec 2018, 8:25 am

IstominFan wrote:

Raleigh and Isabella,

Oh, yeah! I'm completely comfortable speaking with random strangers on the phone, too. It's not awkward or embarrassing in the least.

My first job was something other than selling coupon packages on the telephone, using a script. I didn't pass the script-reading interview with flying colours, but I did such a great job speaking to actual people and being spontaneous in my conversation skills on the phone that I sold many booklets and kept my job!

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19 Dec 2018, 8:26 am

I LOVE when people just stand around on the escalator when they could just walk up or down it and get to where they're going a lot faster. I particularly enjoy being stuck behind said slowpokes.

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19 Dec 2018, 10:12 am

I'm not going through the same trials in life again, feeling worthless and inferior to people i talk to. I want to talk to them more.

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19 Dec 2018, 10:13 am

I just love waiting forever for the slowpoke elevator at the library to open. I can run up the stairs faster and probably get more exercise!

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19 Dec 2018, 10:16 am

I love that people think it's O.K. to walk on escalators when the makers of them suggest that passengers should not walk on escalators, as a matter of safety. :wink:

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20 Dec 2018, 11:58 am

The cords to Christmas lights taste delicious and are just like green Twizzlers! :santa:

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20 Dec 2018, 12:11 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

I love that people think it's O.K. to walk on escalators when the makers of them suggest that passengers should not walk on escalators, as a matter of safety. :wink:

I full heartedly agree.

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20 Dec 2018, 12:12 pm

I'm not expecting a BPD / Narcissist to enter my house any minute now.

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20 Dec 2018, 2:16 pm

Kenya wrote:

I LOVE when people just stand around on the escalator when they could just walk up or down it and get to where they're going a lot faster. I particularly enjoy being stuck behind said slowpokes.

I really enjoy it when people stand on the step right behind me instead of respecting my personal space by standing at least two steps behind me.

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20 Dec 2018, 3:53 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

and btw I'm not hoping to receive this book for Christmas from my brother, because I didn't suggest it and he would never think to get me a book otherwise.

I love...I mean...I DON'T love the title of that book.

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20 Dec 2018, 4:02 pm

:heart: :heart: :heart: ^

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20 Dec 2018, 4:10 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I'm not expecting a BPD / Narcissist to enter my house any minute now.

Hope you had a really s**t time , it lasted ages and they are still there :lol:

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20 Dec 2018, 4:21 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

I didn't just make the most excruciatingly embarrassing phone call I've ever made in my life.

"Who are you and where are you from?"
".......ah.....I'm a.......person?....."
"Are you from a hospital?"
".........no........from a......house?....."

Some (presumed) professional said "who are you?" ?

They deserve what they got.

He only asked that after much stuttering and inability to make myself clear.
It turned out I rang the wrong number.

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