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05 Jun 2015, 2:18 pm

my fave one is French- "il pete plus haut que son cul." :lmao:



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06 Jun 2015, 4:14 pm

I'll haunt your Pâté!



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07 Jun 2015, 12:29 am

you'd EAT my Pâté even after I slobbered on it :razz:



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07 Jun 2015, 11:04 am

You are a cruel and unusual person because the way you look like when you eat means all your food is traumatized before you eat it!



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07 Jun 2015, 3:33 pm

you eat cruel and unusual food in a cruel and unusual manner, and LIKE IT :razz:



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07 Jun 2015, 5:23 pm

When you comb your hair, rice falls out!



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07 Jun 2015, 5:25 pm

you eat hairy rice with licey condiments and LIKE it! :razz:



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07 Jun 2015, 5:34 pm

You feed and breed lice until you have enough to fill a bathtub and bathe in lice!



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07 Jun 2015, 6:14 pm

your favorite meal on a hot or cold day, is lice cream :chef:



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07 Jun 2015, 7:04 pm

Your cooking skills are so horrible that people prefer being chased by crazed russian hobos rather than eat your food! :chef:



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07 Jun 2015, 7:34 pm

you eat crazed Russian hobos for desert, a la mode from the commode, in Hannibal lector mode. :razz:



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07 Jun 2015, 7:43 pm

Your commode is filled with nothing but pink tutus! And you wear them all as hats! :bounce:



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07 Jun 2015, 7:55 pm

you wear a commode in place of a pith helmet in hot weather, and are continually frustrated that the water keeps flushing away leaving you hot and sweaty.



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07 Jun 2015, 7:57 pm

You are in fact SCP-031 secretly making fat bearded men fall in love with you! http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031



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07 Jun 2015, 7:59 pm

and you are the mad scientist who created 'em all!



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07 Jun 2015, 8:03 pm

You have never had a goal in life of becoming a mad scientist! :eew: