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24 Dec 2018, 1:07 am

my pharts have amazing powers, I can fly through the air in a single gusty petard.

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24 Dec 2018, 1:09 am

I'm not looking forward to Christmas

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24 Dec 2018, 1:17 am

I AM looking forwards to new year's :pale:

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24 Dec 2018, 1:18 am

Tomorrow won't be Christmas Hell.

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24 Dec 2018, 1:22 am

day after tomorrow is new year's.

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24 Dec 2018, 1:36 am

Today is New Year's Eve.

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24 Dec 2018, 1:41 am

yesterday was groundhog day.

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24 Dec 2018, 1:44 am

I'm a groundhog.

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24 Dec 2018, 1:57 am

I am William Shatner. :alien:

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24 Dec 2018, 7:54 am

I am Denis Istomin's mother's sister.

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24 Dec 2018, 10:15 am

I excel at the Toastmasters discipline known as Tall Tales, which involves gross exaggeration. (Actually, I can't really think of a good exaggerated story. I tried and fell flat in that contest discipline).

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24 Dec 2018, 10:22 am

I'm good at tall tales....because I'm tall....

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24 Dec 2018, 11:27 am

I don't love playing The Legend of Zelda

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24 Dec 2018, 11:39 am