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17 May 2025, 2:04 pm

And by the same token; why on earth would anyone want to listen to you banging on and on and on

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17 May 2025, 2:10 pm

You see, I'm reading the words but my brain just automatically translates everything you say into the sound of a goose incessantly honking.

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17 May 2025, 2:24 pm

I can't know what you said because I keep falling asleep during the first line for some reason

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17 May 2025, 2:31 pm

Sounds like your tiny brain easily gets overloaded.

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17 May 2025, 2:35 pm

Yeah because I'm a bird dressed a wabbit

Get with the programme lame brain

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17 May 2025, 2:55 pm

You belong on the top deck of the funny bus.

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17 May 2025, 2:57 pm

Oh we have a comedian in our midst everybody

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17 May 2025, 3:06 pm

^ :lol:

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17 May 2025, 3:07 pm

I know a joke:

Knock knock
Who's there?
babybird
We're not letting you in again, not after what you did on our carpet last time.

Get it?

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17 May 2025, 3:09 pm

You're the one who poos on the carpet you dirty donkey

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18 May 2025, 1:12 am

The conversation always turns to poo whenever you're around.

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18 May 2025, 1:50 am

That's because the person above me reminds me of it

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18 May 2025, 5:13 am

Toilet humour is the backbone of British society, BB is a toilet swipe

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18 May 2025, 5:34 am

British humor stinks.

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18 May 2025, 5:47 am

Non Brits can't spell humour.

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18 May 2025, 6:19 am

No they can't, they toss in superfluous "u"s where they don't belong.

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