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NotFerris
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18 May 2025, 6:28 am

I think you'll find that non-Brits removed 'u''s to dumb down the language and make it simpler for simpletons.



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18 May 2025, 6:29 am

England is not a real country. Y'all are Scottish men without a dress!


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18 May 2025, 11:54 am

It's nae a dress, laddie. IT IS THE KILT. :evil:



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18 May 2025, 11:59 am

That'd be a more convincing argument if you weren't also wearing high heels.


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18 May 2025, 12:06 pm

Transvestophobe.



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18 May 2025, 12:51 pm

Mouth breather


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19 May 2025, 4:58 am

Knuckle dragger



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19 May 2025, 5:09 am

Your selection of 'funny' hats is not all that funny and people are really just laughing out of awkwardness.


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19 May 2025, 5:53 am

Bum crack


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19 May 2025, 6:08 am

You're so childish.



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19 May 2025, 9:03 am

Top hat


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19 May 2025, 9:22 am

Clown cake.



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19 May 2025, 9:24 am

Black, scottish cyclops.


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19 May 2025, 9:28 am

Bumbaclot.

PSA: I wouldn't use the colour of someone's skin in an insult as some would see that as discriminatory.



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19 May 2025, 9:46 am

Everyone at the park thinks your bike is s**t and you can't even do a wheelie.


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19 May 2025, 9:50 am

When we all shouted Denthead / Zombie at the parkeeper to get a chase you deliberately ran slowly as you like being caught.