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Deinonychus

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21 May 2025, 3:28 am

That's definitely an improvement for you.

NotFerris
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21 May 2025, 4:30 am

Your user name is an anagram of Monk de Wally de Honk

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Deinonychus

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21 May 2025, 6:26 am

Your reputation is rubbish.

NotFerris
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21 May 2025, 6:34 am

You beat Toxteth O'Grady's world record of stuffing 604 marshmallows up one nostril

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Deinonychus

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21 May 2025, 8:26 am

You ate them after they came out.

NotFerris
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21 May 2025, 11:33 am

Blatant fibber, you know I challenged you to eat one and you proceeded to gobble the lot. When I said I only meant one, you said you couldn't help it they were all stuck together.

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21 May 2025, 12:03 pm

All your horse brasses are as tarnished as hell.

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21 May 2025, 12:05 pm

Everybody knows cleaning off patina devalues things you heathen

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21 May 2025, 12:11 pm

Just admit you can't afford Brasso

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21 May 2025, 12:17 pm

Ah! Your favourite after dinner tipple

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21 May 2025, 1:06 pm

Nasty pasty

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21 May 2025, 1:16 pm

Savage sausage

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21 May 2025, 1:36 pm

:lol: who the f**k are you anyway you goon

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22 May 2025, 3:48 am

Gutter mouth

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22 May 2025, 4:34 am

Berk.

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22 May 2025, 9:02 am

See that bit of spit on the floor there! That's your swimming pool that is.

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