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17 Apr 2019, 8:42 pm

I have lost 40 LBS in four months by visiting my school's gym everyday!

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26 Apr 2019, 1:39 pm

I love drinking soda with high sugar content!

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26 Apr 2019, 1:42 pm

America doesn't torture people. :lol:

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27 Apr 2019, 7:07 pm

Nurgle is a kind god.

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27 Apr 2019, 8:07 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

America doesn't torture people. :lol:

And America is the only free country in the world! :lol:

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30 Apr 2019, 10:31 am

Working class Englishmen live in Australia and New Zealand not Britain.

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03 May 2019, 3:06 pm

I drink alcohol, not energy drinks despite being on three prescriptions.

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07 May 2019, 5:12 pm

Earlier today, I was hired by a restaurant to be a bartender and will begin soon, likely when my Spring class finishes!

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07 May 2019, 10:43 pm

You should eat Hostess cupcakes every day for breakfast for proper nutrition.

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08 May 2019, 2:40 pm

Apples are not a good source for fiber.

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11 May 2019, 1:04 pm

I’m from the future.

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17 May 2019, 1:01 pm

I'm from the past. Not the "real" past however, but one of the versions of past that we *could* have had if a major part of history had been different. The Titanic didn't sink and it became the greatest ship the world has ever known. The Titanic 10 has just started on her maiden voyage, President Kennedy will be making a special appearance on it, and they're even building a house on the moon that the first human family will be moving into next week.

It's a lot better than being from any of the possible futures we could have. They're all dystopian or apocalypitic in some way or other.