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08 Jun 2015, 5:19 pm

your wood burgers taste like zombie! :chef:



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08 Jun 2015, 6:03 pm

Your aliens only manage to abduct ants!



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08 Jun 2015, 6:05 pm

you eat ants the way you wish aliens would eat YOU! :razz:



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08 Jun 2015, 6:20 pm

You use soda cans to coordinate shark attacks! No one knows how, but we're onto you. you sharkzi!



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08 Jun 2015, 6:22 pm

your alter ego IS a shark, and you eat soda cans! :razz:



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09 Jun 2015, 2:53 pm

You were the shark realism advisor for the sharknado movies!



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09 Jun 2015, 2:56 pm

and you were the stunt-shark.


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09 Jun 2015, 3:16 pm

and you were the stunt shark's assistant stand-in. :razz:



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09 Jun 2015, 3:30 pm

You were the assistant to the stunt shark's tooth!



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09 Jun 2015, 4:01 pm

you were the assistant shark's gingivitis manager :razz:



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09 Jun 2015, 5:49 pm

Your fake teeth are made from asbestos!



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09 Jun 2015, 5:56 pm

you eat asbestos for desert, with a topping of arsenic :razz:



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09 Jun 2015, 5:58 pm

You think the most problematic aspect of bathing in lava to be which bikini to wear.



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09 Jun 2015, 5:59 pm

you think the most problematic aspect of bathing in lava, to be which bath soap to use.



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09 Jun 2015, 6:01 pm

You rely on Lava Soap as a cologne.



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09 Jun 2015, 6:16 pm

You use your colon as cologne.