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19 Dec 2006, 9:03 am

But the emos massively long and greasy hair formed a shield and so he STILL lived...

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19 Dec 2006, 9:06 am

I light a match and put in in his massively long and greasy hair. Light teh wig!

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19 Dec 2006, 9:07 am

But of course, Emos can shed their hair as a defensive mechanism. But then OWA and greyhelium tracked the emo to a parking lot...

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19 Dec 2006, 9:16 am

We can't find it. So I say "boy I sure wish I had someone to discuss poetry with. Maybe talk about my feelings a little bit."

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19 Dec 2006, 11:24 am

And thus talking commenced about people's opinions on sentient elephants.

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19 Dec 2006, 11:28 am

The emo didn't like the sentient elephants.

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19 Dec 2006, 12:15 pm

So the NT Emo tried to avoid them by listening to his iPod while looking down while walking round them.

He needed to get to B&Q To buy a switchblade and a...

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19 Dec 2006, 12:19 pm

razor blade. Then he'll go home and waste more of his blood.

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19 Dec 2006, 1:27 pm

But the blood won't be wasted, because

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19 Dec 2006, 1:31 pm

Blood is different. But tastes the same. Please feed me.

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19 Dec 2006, 1:49 pm

Then the emo hearing all of this talk about blood, self harm and poetry, came outof hiding, crying ''I thought I was the only one''

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19 Dec 2006, 1:56 pm

The emo runs to his scooter. We catch him before he can get away.

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19 Dec 2006, 1:57 pm

Then the emo is taken to a curb, and has his emo teeth kicked out of him. We can now rest knowing that our job is done.

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19 Dec 2006, 2:00 pm

And we rest knowing that our job is done. Until the emo gets back up and starts crying.

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19 Dec 2006, 2:03 pm

In which case we confront him with the fact that

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19 Dec 2006, 2:07 pm

Than I put my Routemasters away and watch Hockey for once.

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