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22 Sep 2011, 10:17 am

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22 Sep 2011, 3:12 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 7:57 am

I've painted a masterpiece all in pink of course.


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23 Sep 2011, 9:54 am

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23 Sep 2011, 10:19 am

I turn planets into projectiles.



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23 Sep 2011, 11:23 am

I always copied, pasted, and then printed the insults I got repeatidly, so I can kiss and hug it like a fondled teddy bear when I sleep at night. I do this because I forget such fond, warm memories instantly. :)

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23 Sep 2011, 11:26 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
I turn planets into projectiles.


I don't want to see Parakeet projectile plants onto random places.



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23 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

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23 Sep 2011, 11:43 am

^ :D I wrote my 27th symphony this morning while I was drinking coffee.


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23 Sep 2011, 1:48 pm

I wrote my 50th screenplay over the summer. :lol:


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23 Sep 2011, 2:07 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 2:11 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 2:38 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 2:48 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 3:28 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 5:44 pm

Rich-Z wrote:
Just finished conquering the world.
Too late - I already did it this morning, and only used two rolls of sticky tape.


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