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09 Jun 2015, 6:28 pm

you use as cologne, the colonic secretions thereof.



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09 Jun 2015, 6:34 pm

You use your appendix as a sleepingbag!



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09 Jun 2015, 6:34 pm

you barbeque your own ribs and eat them, then complain of pain afterwards.



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09 Jun 2015, 6:57 pm

You are the style manager of wal-mart customers.



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09 Jun 2015, 6:59 pm

you moonlight as the fashion coordinator for NAPA auto parts :razz:



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09 Jun 2015, 7:07 pm

You function as the certified car oil licker at your local mechanic.



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09 Jun 2015, 7:11 pm

you drink used motor oil for breakfast as a laxative, and use it for suntan lotion when you go to the beach.



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10 Jun 2015, 1:05 pm

You think alien lizards run the world.



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10 Jun 2015, 2:49 pm

you search the world over for alien lizards to eat for breakfast. :chef:



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10 Jun 2015, 3:06 pm

You roll your dictionary in laxatives before using it to hit semi-sentient lizard mongrels!



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10 Jun 2015, 3:09 pm

you feed semi-sentient lizards to your mongrels, and when you hear the agonized chirps emitting from the munched-on lizards [before they go down the hatch], you look for them in the dictionary so as to find the meaning of life.



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10 Jun 2015, 3:15 pm

While sleeping from feeding on drugged goat steak, i'll sneak into your house, stroke my hooves gently across your face while absentmindedly munching on your hair. Then i'll bite your forehead until the wounds form the number 42, so that when you look in the mirror, YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE MEANING OF LIFE! :lol:



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11 Jun 2015, 9:42 pm

:o
I will sneak up on you with some indelible ink on a cold branding iron in the shape of 24, then stamp you with that number so you will always wonder what the meaning of life is.



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12 Jun 2015, 6:19 am

I was going to post here,
but then I realised I was going to cock block some body
so I didn't!
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13 Jun 2015, 1:21 am

your :razz: is less razzy than it ought to be.



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13 Jun 2015, 1:31 am

Genius is limited, stupidity is not. (Unknown)