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I just discovered something kind of cool. if you wet your toothbrush with hydrogen peroxide instead of water it makes the toothpaste

bubbly and does a better job. It doesn't change the taste either.

I obtained a pretty severe paper cut earlier today...

Oh my god, I love this girl so much, its like she fits in perfectly in my heart.

Popcooooooorn!! !! !!

So do I! It's my special interest.

Oh please, someone save me from drummers who know no restraint!

the rock of Peter City. This is W-S-H-E 94.7 FM

We. are. robots.

PHYLLIS

Don't worry! I'llsave you!

I'm off to bed now. I'll see you all at 5 in the morning. zzzz

Now that my mum has gone away for two weeks my dog haz a sadz . He won't eat the food I left for him.

I couldn't tell you if ignorance or sloth was worse because I don't know and I don't care.

Walking down Hussey Street one sunny November afternoon, I came upon a girl. See, I was 14 and she was about the same age. I asked her name, she said it was Jessica Parker. She asked me if I was the same person who was somewhat of a big shot. I said no. So we walked on, and there I saw him.Victor Kantstantanapolis was somewhat of a blowhard, for he too loved Jessica Parker. One day, whilst outside of the school, I put a beat down on him that he would never forget. It was on that day that a certain Thaddeus Brownell "recruited" me to go to the military academy. My fate was sealed. He talked to me afterward, saying:
"You know lad, you fight pretty well. I saw the entire fight." To which I replied; "Thank you sir." He seemed taken aback by this and told me "Call me General Brownell. I am to be your new teacher. You're coming with me to the Academy." Unsure about this, I replied "I don't know about that. My future is here on Nantucket, my father is encouraging me to become a politician." To this he replied "My boy, War is an extension of politics..."

The truth is the first casualty of war.

My cat was the same way when my mom went on a business trip.

And now for my random thing to say:

"You're all quite short, aren't you?"
"Well, yeah, we're children."
"That's no excuse. I was never as short as you."
"You were once."
"Was not! Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach."