Riddle Time!

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I know, but I didn't want to ruin the joke for everybody else.

oh... I feel stupid now:P

ok I have one. I'm not sure if I remember it correctly though, but I'll try not to blow it :p

so there is this guy, let's call him John Smith. he's lying in his bed, but he's awake. suddenly a burglar comes in through the window, grabs the tv, stereo, computer, jewelry, everything. John Smith sees this but doesn't do a thing to stop him. why?

(and before anyone asks- John Smith is perfectly healthy, both mentally and physically, he's not blind or anything, and he doesn't know the burglar)

he is chained to his bed...?

Or he is a Buddhist and doesn't put much value into materialistic items.

I don't know:p

Because the burglar can't carry all that by himself?

nope

he's not chained, no idea about his religious views, and the burglar is taking his time carrying all the things out through the window.

With a name as generic as John Smith... there must be TWO John Smiths...

<--- this is me being a super cool detective from the 70s.

*smokes cigar*


The John Smith that doesn't do anything is IN FACT Johnnn Smith the burglar!



no?...
(ofcourse not:p)


well at least I got to use this icon. :p



erm.
John smith is wearing very embarrassing PJs and wouldn't be caught dead being seen in them...

John Smith is Asperger and doesn't want to talk to strangers.

LOL you're all wrong!

(and I thought this riddle was too easy for this forum )

again- he is mentally and physically healthy, his PJs are not embarrasing and he's not wearing a g-string in case anyone was going to ask

The insurance money is worth more than that selling them.

He is also watching it on his web cam, and his computer is on but monitor is off, and he is viewing on a his laptop whilst staying in a Holiday Inn in Burnley.

He recently divorced and lost the stuff to his wife.

~

He watches the burglar on television.

no.

John in a squatter living in a doss house, who got in through the window, with his futon. He has no idea the bulgur is not a squatter too. He just assumes that another squatter has decided to move out.

John is a burglar fetishist, and erm he is a little busy right now.

John Smith is a baby