Have you ever kissed a baby before?

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24 Jul 2009, 11:35 am

ZEGH8578 wrote:

we have puffins

dunno where tho
maybe theyre extinct and nobody told me...

I've never met anyone who have seen a puffin. I met a few people who knew someone who have seen a puffin. sounds like a textbook urban legend to me :p

and anyway, I've heard you guys are the most suicidal! :p we're just greedy workaholics.

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24 Jul 2009, 11:52 am

anna-banana wrote:

ZEGH8578 wrote:

we have puffins

dunno where tho
maybe theyre extinct and nobody told me...

we come close

among the most suicidal, the trends seem to be:
1. eastern europe <--- they have s**t lives
2. contrastly, scandinavia/japan <---they have empty lives
3. the rest of the world... <---they have lives hoho, even in africa, you dont see the starving people kill themselves.

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24 Jul 2009, 11:55 am

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ugh. baby smell. fleshy and powdery.

agree

blegh

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24 Jul 2009, 3:00 pm

Ugh baby kissing... You don't know what might shoot out... at which end...

Yeah, I might be a girl, but I haven't got a maternal bone in my body... :lol:

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24 Jul 2009, 3:13 pm

ZEGH8578 wrote:

2. contrastly, scandinavia/japan <---they have empty lives.

I'm glad I don't live in Scandinavia. What is it with your peninsula?

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24 Jul 2009, 9:58 pm

Maybe when I was little, but not that I can recall. I never liked babies all that much.

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24 Jul 2009, 10:01 pm

I've always heard of politicians kissing babies. I will always remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Yosemite Sam was some sort of politico, and he was kissing babies. I think it was also the one where Bugs made him play "Those Endearing Young Charms" on the piano, and one of the keys was attached to explosives.

When I am in Houston visiting family, I kiss my dog on the forehead.

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24 Jul 2009, 10:15 pm

anna-banana wrote:

I've never even seen one up close. the population of my country is plummeting. not a big tragedy

what?!
You has not seen babby?

anna-banana wrote:

I highly doubt my reaction to a real living baby would be kissing it. more like "whoa! I've heard those existed, but thought it was just an urban legend!". so a bit like seeing a muffin. or a unicorn.

A muffin?

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24 Jul 2009, 10:19 pm

er...maybe. i know i thought my sister was a doll when i was younger. i was not a questioner or hands on person. more of an observer and articulater.

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24 Jul 2009, 11:20 pm

OddFinn wrote:

ZEGH8578 wrote:

2. contrastly, scandinavia/japan <---they have empty lives.

I'm glad I don't live in Scandinavia. What is it with your peninsula?

actually i think it includes all of Fennoscania :]

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26 Jul 2009, 7:13 am

Not that I can recall.

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26 Jul 2009, 7:56 am

Kiss a baby? What am I? A politician?

Babies are smelly little blobs.

Once they learn to walk and talk it is a different matter. I love little children that I can communicate with.

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