pat2rome wrote:
I drive a 2004 Toyota Corolla. It has a massively powerful 140 HP inline-4, haha. I really like the car, it gets great gas mileage and it came with an awesome system. It also set me up for a funny one-liner during a conversation about huge pickup trucks being compensation for something (not that it was completely a joke, mind you).
Minds me of the time I was working for an auto auction house - we'd be driven in a van out to pick up the vehicle to drive back, then take the vehicle back to the auction house. (I loved that job - more than half the day, people left me the frak
alone!) One day, the van driver (a woman) was ranting at length about what men try to compensate for with the size and price of their vehicle - basically, if a man drove a Lincoln Mark VIII with all the options, he was probably - er - underequipped. Then she asked me what I drove. As it happens, at the time I owned a secondhand (at best) four-year-old Geo Metro, with a three-cylinder, .998L (about 66 c. i.) engine.
She got really quiet for a while...
Today, I own a 2005 Hyundai Accent, because in '05, the hood on the Metro gave way on the freeway for the last time (I'd previously bound it down with bungee cables, but that day I lost my last good attachment point). My in-laws knew that the Metro was the best car that my folks had been able to get me, and I think Priscilla wanted to show them up just a little bit, so they insisted I was getting a new car. (They really wanted me to get the XG350 luxury model, but I knew I'd never be able to keep up the payments on it...)
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