Satirize Yourself!

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I can't afford Bingo
I can't afford Slot Machines
I can't afford energy drinks
I can't afford bagged salad
I can't afford scratch n wins
I can't afford to play the lottery
I can't afford fast food
I can't afford to order tea, pop or coffee
I can't afford to go out for fish n chips
I can't afford the $20 dinner outing
I can't afford 552 ml bottles of Coke Zero
I can't afford Weight Watchers

cool story bro

sorry that had to happen

Hello, my name is IdahoRose. I spend the bulk of my days here on WrongPlanet because I have no life; I'm a lazy bum who doesn't go to college or work.

I consider myself a "recovering otaku" - someone who is getting over an obsession with anime. I've since moved on to live-action films. My general rule-of-thumb when selecting a film is, "is there a guy who can be considered even remotely hot in this?" If the answer is yes, I'll watch it.

Given this train of thought, it should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone that 90% of my favorite movies involve Johnny Depp. I'm particularly drawn to his collaborations with Tim Burton because, even though on the outside I'm a cheerful blonde, on the inside I'm a goth. I love the works of Burton and Depp so much that my bedroom has become a shrine to them.

I'm Sunday's Child. I'm the most unworldly person here on WP. You can call me Mick Avory, from now on. That's how innocent I am. Jesus is my special friend.

He snorts gunpowder. He uses bullets as gobstoppers. He's too nice for his own good and people walk all over him. He's afraid of pretty much everything that exists [and doesn't], but he won't tell you that. He makes it look like he'll kill and hunt anything and eat the flesh of its skull and keep it as a trophy, but he actually cries when he hurts something. He REALLY doesn't lie, I mean, really, really, really, and really doesn't, and if you say that he does, his fingers will go crazy and type long messages and argue you into the ground because...he really doesn't lie (don't even say it!). He likes facts, and in fact, everything he says is based on some form of fact, which comes from some study somewhere which he read over there but he remembers the details completely because he has a stupid photographic memory. He really likes having autism, because that means he has a valid reason to tell people why he actually doesn't interact (the main reason is that he doesn't really like people, but he doesn't reveal that often). He likes weapons and fighting so much as he's so afraid of not being able to protect the people he loves, to the point of excluding everything else.