What's your Zombie plan

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Brains?

Let's see, if zombies, such as the standardized living dead soulless braineaters, were to be a real threat on planet Earth, then I would take my fiancee, and anyone else who wanted to live, into my interstellar battle cruiser. Leave Earth, entering into polar orbit, and systematically bombard ever square kilometer of the planet with artificial meteorites and nuclear fire. Then have the starship accelerate up to 99.999999999999999% the speed of light for a few hours of space flight around the galaxy, then return to Earth after a few centuries have past on Earth and the radiation has cleared.

I live most of the time in the centre of a city. I don't know anybody else in this city. Everybody I know lives one hour away by car, and I can't drive. I do not own a weapon. I possess no real survival skills.

In short, I would be in something of a pickle should we experience a zombie apocalypse.

Hmm... the first thing I thought was staying in the basement.

Wait. I don't have food.

So the best thing I could think so far, is to go on a constant hide-and-seek game, getting food, drink, and other means of sustenance while the zombies aren't noticing me.

That's the best and most practical thing I can think of right now.

+i'm heading north

When in doubt, join the winning side.

"Brains..."

Broadsword...you don't run out of ammo, will decapitate, has a decent reach and can be used 360 degrees.

I'll be a Lich and commanding them. <.< And unlike the rest of them, my intellect will be intact, AH! <.<

Honestly tough, if i ever control zombies, it'll be to send them against those who have wronged them. Make the dead do themselves justice.

I would turn the DVD player off.