SAY SOMETHING FUNNY DAMMIT!! !

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Rorschach.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQZi7tmWhR4[/youtube]

I actually look like Ray Davies. I weigh 150 lbs, and I have a single chin. I guess that people would say, that I'm skin and bone.

Something dunny dammit!!

And now?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was e?

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer-

Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
And the address of the memory makes your hard disk abort. Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash. Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you another game, sir!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss, So your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the SIMM is on a whim and so too is your hard disc, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

THE ECONOMIC RECESSION IS OVER

Sockpuppet, come back to this thread dammit, or I'll shrink you in the wash!! !!

Two men are sitting next to each other on a train, both have black eyes.
The first one turns to the other and asks: "Quite the shiner you have there, how'd it happen?"

The Second man faces the first and says:
"Well, it was a bit of a Freudian slip. You see, when I bought my ticket, the teller had some of the biggest melons I've ever seen. So instead of saying "May I have a ticket to Pittsburgh" I said "May I have a picked to Titsburgh", so she socked me one."

The first man laughed at this. "Yea I had a similar story myself" he said. "You see, I was having dinner with my wife. And instead of saying "Would you pass the salt please", I said: "YOU MISERABLE B*TCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

~fin

George W. Bush

Yo mama's on crack pot!

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