What would you do if you could take over the world

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12 Apr 2006, 9:04 pm

I would have to say after I took over the world by going small like taking over NASA and forcing them to get a move on their researching and finally get some real spaceships up there. Next I would use them to find sats from the Cold War and change the war heads from nukes to sleeping gas that would knock everyone out for a week. While they're a sleep I'll take over every government with my allies and when they come to I'll force them into labor. I'll get them to start mineing for metals better metals than the one on the Space Shuttle. Then I'll have the world build me NASA like trainning centers and force everyone to train for space. Once that's done I'll have many recruits and I'll be able to fly to Mars with the new combined techonogy and forced minds to terraform Mars. Me and several thousands of people will start making governments while the others can find some where else to go. Oh before they return one of their spaceships will be linked to a detonator all over the world attached to explosives that would get rid of everything. The world will be sent back into the middle ages. Techonogy wise. Hows that. They can just have Earth I'm taking Mars!


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12 Apr 2006, 10:54 pm

I wouldn't want to take over the world. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.



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13 Apr 2006, 1:26 am

Perhaps it does, but when you are the corrupted power, not subject to it, then it doesnt matter for you.


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13 Apr 2006, 9:09 am

I'd get rid of all the hate groups, drug rings, and prostitutes. Then I would make it mandatory to have a special ID watch on.

Oh, and my staff would all be women.



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26 Apr 2006, 2:59 pm

Space wrote:
I wouldn't want to take over the world. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


Absulut Vodka does the same thing!!


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26 Apr 2006, 3:01 pm

Odda wrote:
I'd get rid of all the hate groups, drug rings, and prostitutes. Then I would make it mandatory to have a special ID watch on.

Oh, and my staff would all be women.


Get rid rid of the hate groups. If you want the drugs and prostitutes gone let me have them so they don't go to waste!! :lol:


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26 Apr 2006, 3:12 pm

Odda wrote:
Then I would make it mandatory to have a special ID watch on.


Many people - myself included, even as Benign Dictator - would disagree with that. Unless you wanted to be a totalitarian/fascist dictator, of course. :twisted:

I'll help Scrapheap with the pros (well, not the manky ones anyway) before I get down to business. :D



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26 Apr 2006, 4:16 pm

I would gather all school bullies into a pen and then send a huge nuclear bomb down on their heads, killing the all instantly.

If this fails then I would hire a team of thugs and get all bullies beaten up untill they die.

Whatever I would do I would make them suffer like they have made me and others suffer from their everyday torture of those they deem to be different.


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26 Apr 2006, 4:18 pm

I would gather all school bullies into a pen and then send a huge nuclear bomb down on their heads, killing the all instantly.

If this fails then I would hire a team of thugs and get all bullies beaten up untill they die.

Whatever I would do I would make them suffer like they have made me and others suffer from their everyday torture of those they deem to be different.


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26 Apr 2006, 6:13 pm

I would end.....Plate Techtonics!



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29 Apr 2006, 4:18 am

gortex6 wrote:
I would end.....Plate Techtonics!


That's impossible...and it is a natural process.

I would ban all cigarettes and drugs, and any discrimination and anti social behaviour. I would also make rules everywhere stricter (ie. in classrooms and parks) as rules are not made to be broken.


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29 Apr 2006, 4:23 am

I would outlaw left turns. To go left, you'd have to make three right turns.



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29 Apr 2006, 4:26 am

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I would outlaw left turns. To go left, you'd have to make three right turns.


What if you're on a motorway wanting to turn left? v :?:


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29 Apr 2006, 4:31 am

deep-techno wrote:
Scaramouche wrote:
I would outlaw left turns. To go left, you'd have to make three right turns.


What if you're on a motorway wanting to turn left? v :?:

When I'm El Presidente, the motorways will be rebuilt to accommodate my new laws.



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29 Apr 2006, 9:25 am

deep-techno wrote:
I would ban all cigarettes and drugs


"Drugs" is a very broad term. Could you be more specific?


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29 Apr 2006, 9:28 am

Drugs? How about all non-medical products that cause physiological effects on the body