"Early one morning, just as the day was dawning,
A great wheel of fire slammed skywards from the jail,
The stone walls crumbled, the iron bars melted,
No-one in the prison lived to tell the tale.
No-one ever found McGuire's little tinder-box,
No-one ever found a trace of Tim McGuire,
Perhaps he's up in heaven? setting light to angels' haloes,
Perhaps he's down in hell? dancing round the fire."
I was just saying to a colleague this morning, it's been a long time since anything I've been working on has caught fire. Happened a few times with older equipment when I didn't know what I was doing so much.
Worst burn I've had was a scald from dropping a pan of boiling water on my foot. The skin went all bubbly and horrible, like a boiled chicken skin, yuck.
I love watching fire.
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No one has gone missing or died.
The year is still young.