Xeno wrote:
You know you're in Tennessee when:
People around you mispronounce their own names, and their kids' names.
Girls reject you for not being abusive.
The average person smokes at least two packs a day while complaining about how expensive it is.
You're told you should eat more fast food in order to be healthy.
People boast about how "safe" the area is, when the violent crime is really just swept under the rug.
You find your neighbors chasing a chicken around your yard.
Even the transsexuals are right wing extremists.
Someone tells you they're boycotting a Chinese restaurant because of 9/11.
The weather is boiling hot one day, it snows the next, and it's never just comfortable.
You ask your psychologist to evaluate you for Asperger's syndrome, and he says he doesn't think a test for it exists.
(I swear I did not make any of this up.)
Come on now... That's just buying in to southern stereotypes! I live in Northwest Arkansas and I've never experienced any of those things...
Except,
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Even the transsexuals are right wing extremists.
My gay boss is a teabagger.
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