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Hodor
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02 Aug 2010, 7:27 pm

I don't like this time machine any more :(


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02 Aug 2010, 7:34 pm

ShenLong wrote:
No. If you did it right, you'll get sucked right in if you are within two meters of the cat's anus. But if you put too little antimatter, you'll have to push yourself into it, and if you put too much, you could suck your whole house or neighborhood into your cat's butt. There's also a one in three chance that you will end up at your destination missing a major organ or appendage(for instance, I lost a finger) and a 1/2 chance that your reproductive system will implode midtransfer. Time travel also guarantees that you are going to hell. Well actually, just this method of time travel does, because the mechanism used does not have a God's judgement deflector shield.


I'm already headed to hell, and I don't need my ovaries anymore.

*rubs hands together in excitement* This could be fun!


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02 Aug 2010, 7:48 pm

I've got a picture that my friend took of me when we traveled to the year 2567. I was saving one of the locals from being eaten by a mutant. It was pretty cool. Unfortunately, I lost my left lung when we came back. It was absolutely worth it. Image



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02 Aug 2010, 7:52 pm

You look like you had a blast!

And... lungs are useless, anyway.


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03 Aug 2010, 4:57 am

*wheeze* Yeah. Lungs are overrated. *cough*