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14 Sep 2010, 3:33 pm

Those of you who aren't from the UK: the Daily Mail is like this.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel, really.

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14 Sep 2010, 3:46 pm

I must say that this is indeed hilarious.

Are you seriously saying that this is your daily spam you get in your mail?!

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14 Sep 2010, 4:49 pm

WILL HEALTH & SAFETY MOLEST THE COUNTRYSIDE?
HAVE THE POLES BURGLED THE CHURCH?
WILL THE FRENCH STEAL FROM THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
WILL THE UNEMPLOYED STEAL FROM HOUSE PRICES?
HAS TEENAGE SEX GIVEN TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?

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14 Sep 2010, 6:54 pm

love this

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15 Sep 2010, 10:22 am

Ebonwinter wrote:

I must say that this is indeed hilarious.

Are you seriously saying that this is your daily spam you get in your mail?!

No, the Daily Mail is a newspaper. Or toilet paper, depending on how you see it :lol:

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16 Sep 2010, 11:28 am

I'm totally bookmarking this. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

COULD THE MMR JAB IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MOLESTING DRIVERS?
HAS DUMBING-DOWN TURNED YOUR PENSION GAY?
WILL LESBIANS INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS?
IS THE EURO TURNING ENGLAND GAY?
IS HEALTH & SAFETY GIVING TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?
COULD THE UNEMPLOYED GIVE PROPERTY PRICES DIABETES?
COULD THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HURT TAXPAYERS?
IS FILTH ON TELEVISION GIVING YOU SWINE FLU?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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16 Sep 2010, 12:10 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

Ebonwinter wrote:

I must say that this is indeed hilarious.

Are you seriously saying that this is your daily spam you get in your mail?!

No, the Daily Mail is a newspaper. Or toilet paper, depending on how you see it :lol:

Here in the South the closest thing we have are those crazy newspaper that claim that big foot gave birth to an alien and stuff like that lol.

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27 Sep 2010, 10:04 am

Here's a three minute song about all the things the Daily Mail says cause cancer:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-uOlaTOUZA[/youtube]

Remember, as you hear the guy sing that space is on the list... These are all genuine. :lol:

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27 Sep 2010, 11:05 am

ARE CHAVS RIPPING OFF YOUR HOUSE?

IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH RIPPING OFF TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION SCROUNGE OFF BRITISH JUSTICE?

HAS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL SCROUNGED OFF TAXPAYERS?

HAS FACEBOOK MADE YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?

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27 Sep 2010, 8:42 pm

COULD IMMIGRANTS TURN THE ROYAL FAMILY GAY?

ARE YOBS SCROUNGING OFF YOUR PETS?

WILL BRUSSELS INFECT PENSIONERS WITH AIDS?

COULD FERAL CHILDREN GIVE THE QUEEN CANCER?

COULD TWITTER GIVE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES DIABETES?

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28 Sep 2010, 4:10 pm

HAS CANCER INFECTED YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?

HAS FILTH ON TELEVISION DEVALUED THE MIDDLE CLASS?

HAS TEENAGE SEX HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN?

WILL HEALTH & SAFETY HAVE SEX WITH BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

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