To say that I absolutely despised P.E. would be an understatement.
Back in school, I was a butter ball with poor muscle tone, and in true Aspie form, I lacked any athletic skill or coordination. Classes almost always focused on sports like football or softball, or floor hockey (well, okay, floor hockey was a little fun) in which only the jocks (most of whom I hated) really excelled in. And other than being teased and picked on by those dicks, the gym teachers, though well meaning, only served to make it worse. In running the track, one teacher had told the class that he had expected the boys to make better time than the girls..."except for Bill." With those three words, he had emasculated me worse than any a**hole jock ever had
. Another time trying to play softball, I was up to bat - - and I couldn't hit the damn bell. The proper thing to have done would have been to let me strike out, and go back to the back of the line with a few shreds of my dignity intact. Instead, the gym teacher kept saying, "No, I heard it nick the bat... No, I heard it nick the bat..." No, he hadn't - I hadn't even come close to hitting that damn ball. While I know he meant well, I had ended up standing there, swinging like a windmill at a ball I was never going to hit, feeling more and more humiliated. And one time while my class was playing touch football, a friend (who was no more athletic than me) and I a couple times wandered off, and hung out with the stoners. It was only in my college years that I found I enjoyed weight training classes - I didn't have to compete (badly) against anyone else, and other than pushing around weights, there was little athletic acumen involved.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer