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19 Nov 2010, 1:16 pm

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The person who had to Knock because your door bell doesn't work!

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19 Nov 2010, 1:55 pm

I got fired from the calender factory.

I kept taking days off.

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19 Nov 2010, 2:21 pm

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.

EDIT: Oh hey, I think I got the pumpkin joke! They gave him a mouth just so he could express the pain of being carved into!

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19 Nov 2010, 3:58 pm

The #1 bad joke is life

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19 Nov 2010, 5:09 pm

Here's a bad joke. What do Americans call gag orders, corporate espionage, outsourcing, wage slavery, political embezzlement, fraud, police, prisons, and income taxes?

Freedom.

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19 Nov 2010, 11:34 pm

Kaybee wrote:

I got a bit of a kick out of the frog joke.

auntblabby wrote:

did you hear about the martian sliding down the hill, shouting "RADAR, RADAR!"

I don't get it.

precisely. this is a bad joke thread, so i supplied a bad joke.

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19 Nov 2010, 11:35 pm

Mindslave wrote:

Here's a bad joke. What do Americans call gag orders, corporate espionage, outsourcing, wage slavery, political embezzlement, fraud, police, prisons, and income taxes?

Freedom.

rim shot. ta-dum-dum.

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21 Nov 2010, 8:45 pm

'Kay here goes.....

A man sent ten puns to his friends in hope that even one would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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22 Nov 2010, 8:41 am

A man is shooing insects out of a flat whilst shouting about them not paying rent.. Man walks past and asks what he's up to . first man says....

I'm evicting these ten ants

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22 Nov 2010, 9:07 am

Squirrelrat wrote:

EDIT: Oh hey, I think I got the pumpkin joke! They gave him a mouth just so he could express the pain of being carved into!

Maybe, but I still think it's a bit of a stretch.

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