Faking illnesses

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mine was I'm tired every single morning. Never worked though. Today I can pretty much just say I don't want to go to school, that will probraly work with a 90% chance

I have some health problems and I sometimes feel kinda guilty about them, so I've never really faked illnesses. Even when I was younger. Also 'cause it's always stressed me out when I feel like I'm not being honest.

You just hold your stomach and grimace and say 'I don't feel too good' and then explode in a ball of flame.



Now I'm older and can pursue self directed and humane forms of exercise I really enjoy physical activity.

I also stopped going to school eventually. What a pointless waste of life those years were.

it's a shame, school could have been pretty good, but rarely was.

i could do the first half of spontaneous combustion.. lol

This is pretty much the case for me too. Not just with school but also for work, when I had an actual job, because it only got worse with age. (I'm self-employed now, so it's irrelevant.)

there were days that i woulda spontaneously combusted, if somebody held a lit match too close when i was outgassing.

You can spontaneously combust if you don't do it regularly

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I've faked illness MANY times.

In school I'd fake being ill to avoid handing in work, to avoid bullying, and to avoid giving talks in front of the class especially, I also have hypermenorrhagia ('women's problems') so had to fake being ill at least once a month to avoid the embarrassment that came from that. At work I used to fake illness a little bit too...until I started to realise that either;
A. I'd have to imagine myself feeling ill in order to try to lie about being ill, as a result I ended up making myself ill, purely psychosomatic.
B. I would just find I wouldn't be able to lie, I would always feel so anxious about lying that I'd spend the whole day feeling bad.