Saying "All_White is not an arsonist, nor has ever eaten a clown" is my idea of a joke and a way to try to defuse any tension over the matter of defamation.
A ludicrously true sentence such as "ZeroGravitas has never once invaded Belgium" is a sentence which is not only true, expressly free of defamatory intent, and rather funny, but it is also the kind of sentence which one may feel uncomfortable about even though it should have the opposite effect. It is saying that I have never invaded Belgium: why would I want to deny this?
This reminds me of a classic joke:
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The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum.
Unfortunately he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning. The captain saw him drunk and when the first mate was sober, showed him the following entry in the ship's log: "The first mate was drunk today."
"Captain please don't let that stay in the log", the mate said. "This could add months or years to my becoming a captain myself."
"Is it true?" asked the captain, already knowing the answer.
"Yes, its true" the mate said.
"Then if it is true it has to go in the log. That's the rule. If its true it goes into the log, end of discussion" said the captain sternly.
Weeks later, it was the first mate's turn to make the log entries. The first mate wrote: "The ship seems in good shape. The captain was sober today."
The joke is that while the sentence "the captain was sober today" was true for every day on the ship, the fact that it was only recorded once implies that this is a notable exception worthy enough to be written down in the log. It implies, by using a true and rather benevolent statement, that while the first mate got drunk once, the captain gets drunk every day except the one mentioned.