Aspielocks and the Three Bears

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Rhisiart_Steffan
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08 Aug 2006, 12:19 pm

And the welsh people sued mr. mark because he ripped of thier folk tale.

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08 Aug 2006, 12:20 pm

theres bears in wales?

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08 Aug 2006, 12:28 pm

um.....no.

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08 Aug 2006, 12:47 pm

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this clone was mistaken by a group of loyalist marchers as a catholic republican and was killed and her body was burned and evaporated so that no single cell o fher existed, and that of the original body was also evaporated so no cell for cloning of her body existed anywhere. this effdtivel ended the story forever. and no more of this story could ever continue ever. in this thread.

Volume II: The New Beginnig

The scientist at the lab search for cells of AspieLock but they are all gone.
Dr O'Daniels remember sending DNA samples to a lab in San Fransisco, USA.
But sadly the DNA sample no longer were available. But in a strange twist of
fate, the lab had decoded 84% of Aspielocks DNA. This was onfile and a DVD with
this data was sent to London to the Lab Jeffco Biotech. Jeffco obtained DNA samples
from Aspielocks father and mother and were able to build a complete 100% dna
sample for cloning. But while the clone would be very much like Aspielock there
could be major changes. Earily testing on cell cultures indicate that the cells
were unkillable. A new superstrain of Aspielock. Thousands of these cells were in
planted in poor women in India to produce 37,456 super Aspielocks that would
cover the entire surface of the world and go on a breeding program that only
an insect could understand soon there are 656,444 Aspielock offspring all strangly
women.

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08 Aug 2006, 2:18 pm

curse you and her fricking parents.....my plan to kill this story has failed.
damn that was good...the parents, why didnt i think of this before?

curse this aspergers mind which slows m edown.

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08 Aug 2006, 4:19 pm

donkey wrote:

curse you and her fricking parents.....my plan to kill this story has failed.
damn that was good...the parents, why didnt i think of this before?

curse this aspergers mind which slows m edown.

This made Dr Donkey mad not liking to admitt defeat he created a super lethal
virus that while it killed 99% of the worlds population killed none of the Aspielocks.
But to bad for Aspielocks and good for the dead because Dr Donkey final act was
to unleash and army of killer robots that hunt the Aspielocks down and kill them one
by one. The world is covered in the blood of the AspieLocks! Ha,ha ,ha ,Dr Donkey
you win you bast***. Only God can now save the Aspielocks but that whole cloning
thing pissed him off he decides to crash a large asteroid into earth.

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08 Aug 2006, 4:24 pm

so is this the end?

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08 Aug 2006, 4:31 pm

donkey wrote:

so is this the end?

OH Know you said those Matrix part III words.

Turns out the world is just a computer simulation. When the "asteroid" hits the
"world" the computer reboots back to the begging of this thread.

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08 Aug 2006, 4:50 pm

oh so mr mark is still a creep then?

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08 Aug 2006, 5:32 pm

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oh so mr mark is still a creep then?

No Mr Mark is a abstract data type that the central computer is trying to apply
to you and your getting Input/output errors. You (sub process donkey_213317)
are due for a system upgrade . Mr Mark data type will be applied system wide
resulting in a more stable system. Please bare with us during the system upgrade
period. Hopefully your I/O errors with Mr Mark data type will be a thing of the past
in the near future.

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08 Aug 2006, 5:34 pm

ahhh ok i was trying to befriend him but instead i calle dhim a fricking moron, can your computer alter this tendency i have to insult people?
but tell the compuetr that this still isnt a fricking apology.

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08 Aug 2006, 5:47 pm

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Yes the update patch will result in you getting a strong mental image of a
"Big Floopy Donkey Di<Ks" at the precise moment you feel the need to insult
another process. But the system can only provide that visual image for you. The
system still depends on you to decide what to say.

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08 Aug 2006, 5:48 pm

curse this faulty machine

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09 Aug 2006, 6:25 am

So now I've been upgraded from creep to abstract data type. (What a quantum leap, makes one’s head spin.) What does this say about the machine (or the ghost in the machine) and what now that I’ve been upgraded to abstract data type? (Once again, the temptation to descend to other’s expectations of me.) :wink:

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09 Aug 2006, 6:32 am

Fortunately, someone came along with pointed tops to their ears. While there had been no DNA samples left on earth, some had somehow managed to get to this alien's homworld and they now carried them.

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09 Aug 2006, 7:39 am

wait, theres ghosts in the machine?
i didnt sign up for ghosts in the machine.
i want out of this story.
please tell me how to leave.

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