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26 May 2011, 1:02 pm

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My best friend never burps after coke or any other fizzy drinks, nor does she fart very much. Like, where does it all go???


The energy builds up inside her body and will eventually result in the combustion of her flesh. Much like the poor child in the image below.

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26 May 2011, 1:06 pm

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Lack of a sense of humor. Unable to see the deeper meaning and a downright ret*d question.

You sure seem NT to me.

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OK I don't know what's going on but I'm not going to post any more on this thread because I'm new to wrong planet and I didn't espect to be called a troll just by having a bit of fun. Or aren't neurotypicals welcome on this forum?



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26 May 2011, 1:20 pm

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01 Jun 2011, 2:22 pm

I avoid drinking fizzy drink out in public....sometimes they come up loud-ish :oops:


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01 Jun 2011, 2:54 pm

monstermunch wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
monstermunch wrote:
My best friend never burps after coke or any other fizzy drinks, nor does she fart very much. Like, where does it all go???


The energy builds up inside her body and will eventually result in the combustion of her flesh. Much like the poor child in the image below.

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Really? 8O

Oh yes.



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01 Jun 2011, 3:57 pm

I've never heard of that happening to people who don't really burp


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01 Jun 2011, 6:54 pm

Can't your stomach explode if you don't burp?

I know it is illegal to feed alkaseltzer to seagulls at the shore for that reason... no ability to burp. Their stomach blow up and they go 'poof' in a flurry of feathers. Horrible way to go.