28 Jul 2011, 7:22 pm
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Hehe, sounds what?
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
A snake in your shorts.. yet you're supposedly a woman.
And yes it sounds like it's made itself comfortable and you get the benefits you describe so everyone is a winner. 
28 Jul 2011, 7:27 pm
blitzkrieg wrote:
Quote:
Hehe, sounds what?
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
A snake in your shorts.. yet you're supposedly a woman.
And yes it sounds like it's made itself comfortable and you get the benefits you describe so everyone is a winner. Oh, haha. I'm a woman.
This snake and I are symbiotical. XD I like him. We indeed win.
28 Jul 2011, 7:33 pm
Spazzergasm wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Quote:
Hehe, sounds what?
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
A snake in your shorts.. yet you're supposedly a woman.
And yes it sounds like it's made itself comfortable and you get the benefits you describe so everyone is a winner. Oh, haha. I'm a woman.
This snake and I are symbiotical. XD I like him. We indeed win. Oh it's a he is it. Nice. You do indeed!
28 Jul 2011, 7:56 pm
Spazzergasm wrote:
I have this mighty fear of lotus pods. I really don't know where it stemmed from. I remember in America, they used to have dried ones in stores, and they always bugged me because I really wanted to smash them and free all the seeds.
Now I have a horrible fear of them, it seems. Just now, I google imaged them, because I was wondering if I got over it or not, and was wondering if I was just fooling myself about the phobia. I definitely didn't get over it...
I averted my eyes and actually started crying and had to put a tshirt over the screen to click out.
Anyone got weirdness like this?
Now I have a horrible fear of them, it seems. Just now, I google imaged them, because I was wondering if I got over it or not, and was wondering if I was just fooling myself about the phobia. I definitely didn't get over it...
I averted my eyes and actually started crying and had to put a tshirt over the screen to click out. Anyone got weirdness like this?
i have trypophobia (fear of organic clusters) and i can't looks at lotus seed pods either. also batophobia, so i have problems looking up at skyscrapers or sometimes airplanes or clouds.
28 Jul 2011, 8:19 pm
hyperlexian wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
I have this mighty fear of lotus pods. I really don't know where it stemmed from. I remember in America, they used to have dried ones in stores, and they always bugged me because I really wanted to smash them and free all the seeds.
Now I have a horrible fear of them, it seems. Just now, I google imaged them, because I was wondering if I got over it or not, and was wondering if I was just fooling myself about the phobia. I definitely didn't get over it... I averted my eyes and actually started crying and had to put a tshirt over the screen to click out.
Anyone got weirdness like this?
Now I have a horrible fear of them, it seems. Just now, I google imaged them, because I was wondering if I got over it or not, and was wondering if I was just fooling myself about the phobia. I definitely didn't get over it...
I averted my eyes and actually started crying and had to put a tshirt over the screen to click out. Anyone got weirdness like this?
i have trypophobia (fear of organic clusters) and i can't looks at lotus seed pods either. also batophobia, so i have problems looking up at skyscrapers or sometimes airplanes or clouds.
I was hoping no one would mention them again.
Surinam toads also creep the frick outta me.
28 Jul 2011, 8:20 pm
blitzkrieg wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Quote:
Hehe, sounds what?
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
A snake in your shorts.. yet you're supposedly a woman.
And yes it sounds like it's made itself comfortable and you get the benefits you describe so everyone is a winner. Oh, haha. I'm a woman.
This snake and I are symbiotical. XD I like him. We indeed win. Oh it's a he is it. Nice. You do indeed!
Yup.
He is an undercover perv who has special access. The majority of girls who have held him, he goes for their bras. XD A dude held him once, and he kept going for his junk. I guess he likes warmth. 
28 Jul 2011, 8:21 pm
Spazzergasm wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
Quote:
Hehe, sounds what?
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
It's a logical thing to do, really. My shorts are more confined so he isn't wandering where he ought not to (he likes to wrap around drinks and knock them over...). He is also keeping me cool (as it's very hot) and giving me a thigh massage at the same time. I like pythons.
A snake in your shorts.. yet you're supposedly a woman.
And yes it sounds like it's made itself comfortable and you get the benefits you describe so everyone is a winner. Oh, haha. I'm a woman.
This snake and I are symbiotical. XD I like him. We indeed win. Oh it's a he is it. Nice. You do indeed!
Yup.
He is an undercover perv who has special access. The majority of girls who have held him, he goes for their bras. XD A dude held him once, and he kept going for his junk. I guess he likes warmth. LOL.
28 Jul 2011, 10:27 pm
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