Things That Make You Go WTF?

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04 Sep 2006, 10:39 pm

I think WTF when people call me and have the wrong number.

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05 Sep 2006, 8:41 pm

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05 Sep 2006, 9:52 pm

When I got $96 in overdraft fees from the bank.

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06 Sep 2006, 2:18 am

When my boss thought I was smoking weed at 5:00 in the morning before work.

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06 Sep 2006, 8:27 am

[quote="SpaceCase"]I was thinking WTF when that time I got asked to join an orgy,and I still think WTF when people insult me.

-SpaceCase [/quote]

Like oh my god! When and where do they have them?! Can I join in?! lol

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06 Sep 2006, 9:03 am

When the gaurds at the schoolparty at first didn't want me to enter, because I looked as if I was stoned (I thought WTF I never used drugs you stupids!! !)

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06 Sep 2006, 9:45 pm

The Oxford English Dictionary says that the the English language has 171,476 words currently in use, 47,156 words deemed as obsolete, and about 9,500 derivative words that are listed as "derivetive" in the sub-entries. I realize that lots of these words are swear words, or in fact can be used as swear words, but with all these non swear words at their disposal, why can't the majority of the population make a sentence without swearing!

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07 Sep 2006, 7:04 pm

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23 Sep 2006, 6:37 am

When parking meters fall on my knee

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23 Sep 2006, 8:17 am

When there is no local brand milk available to buy at the local supermarket.

I wanna support local farmers but I cant, WTF?????? :evil:

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23 Sep 2006, 8:32 am

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23 Sep 2006, 9:19 am

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Oh my avatar is just a promo picture from the movie "Hostel".
I think the dude in the picture is holding a chainsaw.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:36 am

I know.

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23 Sep 2006, 12:48 pm

When I go to the wine exchange, buy a bottle of Corsendonk Brown Abbey Ale, get it home, and the back of the label says "Best enjoyed before May 2004"

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23 Sep 2006, 12:54 pm

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23 Sep 2006, 1:54 pm

Where everyone is talking about a new, modern band I've never heard of.

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