In the future, all conversations will be like this

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i am not sure if it is socially acceptable to post my own dysfunctional AI file in this thread but i am sure you will tell me.

this file has some (not much) hard to interpret pronunciation (as much as i tried to overcome it), so i will provide a brief situational analysis behind the file.


it is a very old 486 chip trying to talk to a modern quad core on an AI "date".

he tries to steer the conversation into the direction of having children and how to relate to them (he wants to "settle down"), and she responds to his first question with a slightly overclocked response which bamboozles the 486 chip.

he then tries to engage at a couple of points but he is left way behind.

she is a manic chip and she works herself into an eventual frenzy of word sprouting.

then another computer who is sick and tired of her almost irrational hypermanic diatribe decided to pretend he is infected with a serious virus after she introduces him as her "friend" (after the 486 begs her to slow down).

he issues a series of sentences which sound seriously corrupted because they are like a perfectly random word salad. then a minor female computer in the background suddenly computes he has a virus, and reports the fact, and then the quad core chip goes into recovery mode automatically (vewry paranoid i must say), and she tries to recover to earlier "restore ponts", but they all fall like dominoes, and she is eventually reduced to a reboot sequence (which takes hours), and the supposedly incoherent and virus infected chip claims credit for shutting the quad core up.


anyway this is stupid and it is again late but...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rraeyz5WJo8[/youtube]

I just listened to your two AI date files, b9. I found them entertaining, although I think it's interesting that the old chip appears to be more socially skilled than the more modern chip, despite her superior speed and capacity.

the overclocked female chip is a very clever hybrid design, but she is a test design and she is a "one off" (as it were), but she finds it impossible to interface with the other designs because her cycles are out of sync with them, and so she goes into a mode of acceleration of "word bombardment" in a futile attempt to engage the non responsive slower chip until she is single mindedly hurtling down a doomed path of conversation that will more than likely result in a critical error.

she is an extreme and outlandish exaggeration of who i am, and i amplified all the things i think 20 times over when i was imagining her dialogue.