The corrupted wish game

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(I love this game!)

You stop playing this game, but are sucked into another more abhorrant one.

I wish I had a better comp.

I grant you a new Computer, but you have to pay at least $800 for a decent one.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener.

I eat you.

I wish I was in Dixie, horray! Hooray!

grant but you are there with 5 million other people....

i wish i had a pet dragon.

I grant you a Dragon, but he could burn your house down, when he takes a deep breath.

I wish to be turned into a Routemaster, because I'm sick of having intense feelings of Emotions.

granted... but unfortunately you get lost

I wish i had a new car

I grant you a new car, but it costs at least $13,000 if you want to buy it, brand new.

I wish for Junk Food that causes me to lose weight.

granted... but it causes your hair to fall out and your skin to turn green.


i wish for peace on earth

Abracadabra, you are!
But they've long since run out of those little cups you fancy with the flowers....


I wish I had some more peanuts

..

i shall grant you this... but in the time it took me to grant you this all of the women have found boyfriends...(i am a slow wish granter )

i wish i could thinkk of something to wish for

Granted, but due to an interdimensional rift, you end up in a world where all the women are extremely shallow.

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Granted, but you don't get the wish.

I wish that everybody is a genius

granted.... Robert Everybody from eastern kentucky is now a genius..


I wish i had better grades

Granted... but they are in subjects which will not get you very far.

so you wish for nothing... Fine you get nothing but now you have nothing. No house, no video games, no food, no.......clothes?

i wish i didn't have to go to work tommorow

oops

Granted, but it is because you are kidnapped.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep.