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17 Sep 2006, 9:24 pm

I thought there was another 10, just to watch the show. Let there be light!



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17 Sep 2006, 9:41 pm

No, no, your thinking of the moosehead.



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17 Sep 2006, 9:42 pm

whatever you do don't slip on the fisheyes :shameonyou:



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17 Sep 2006, 10:54 pm

God gave Jesus his name because Pierce was already taken.


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18 Sep 2006, 9:51 am

How many klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?



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18 Sep 2006, 12:11 pm

the monkees ate my soul.



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18 Sep 2006, 1:30 pm

KOMMIENSUSPADT!



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18 Sep 2006, 3:29 pm

How long is a piece of string?


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18 Sep 2006, 4:31 pm

Cheese will be our down fall....


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19 Sep 2006, 8:40 am

How many buddhists does it take to change in a lightbulb?



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19 Sep 2006, 8:49 am

O RLY?



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19 Sep 2006, 6:01 pm

flip me up to the moon where i may play with asparaguses and tuna fish.


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19 Sep 2006, 9:59 pm

Pardon me for being rude
It was not me, it was my food
It's just come up to say "Hello"
And now it's gone back, down below!



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20 Sep 2006, 11:16 am

Scrapheap wrote:
How manny surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb??


I know the answer 2, but how they ever got in the there in the first place i can't figure out. :idea: :idea: :idea:



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20 Sep 2006, 9:22 pm

Yeah but they can fly upside down too.



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20 Sep 2006, 10:35 pm

Pillows are the answer. Pillows are always the answer.