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29 Sep 2006, 7:12 pm

I'm a pan-mustardian, favoring the Spicy Brown, but I like to hop churches like any good pagan. I like French's, honey mustard and offbrand Dijon. I hated all mustard as a kid, it would ruin a good hot dog. But converted some time in my late teens. It substitutes for mayo in tuna sandwiches, any deli sandwich and even good in a dry mac n' cheese.

Mustard Greens!! !! :lol: They're great too! Fried with bacon and onions.



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29 Sep 2006, 7:30 pm

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What is a Wassabi....I know it is hot but not what it is made of?Please inlighten me...


wasabi has a horse radish base..... not sure what else



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29 Sep 2006, 7:53 pm

To me the holy trinity is honey / mustard / black pepper. Talk about a higher education for salads ... and lots of foods.


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29 Sep 2006, 8:15 pm

my holy trinity=ranch, honey mustard, and vidalia onion dressing.


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29 Sep 2006, 9:00 pm

My holy trinity is Sephiroth vampires garlic.



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29 Sep 2006, 9:28 pm

Awful lot of heretics on this thread. Fortunately, our Lord and Savior French's Yellow Mustard shall smite them all.



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30 Sep 2006, 12:54 am

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Yeah I love it and I put it on EVERYTHING!...except ice cream

My sig used to have the list of ingredients in "the yellow goodness"


Yeah this is the guy I mentioned. He is your first disciple Werbert.

Mine is One-Winged-Angel. Oh your "God" satan/mustard in our Book of Garlic
gets his yellow a$$ sent to a lake of Holy Garlic juice in the year the red duck and
the 3 horn goat rise in the east(yeah we are still trying to decode that line in our holy
book its like they made that line up)



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30 Sep 2006, 1:04 am

In our holy book, the garlic deity goes to a deity party, but nobody wants to talk to him because he has garlic breath. So he gets rejected by every woman at the party and dies cold and alone without reproducing. The garlic heresy dies with him. (Yes, this is a passive effort by mustardites, but we are a religion of peace, unlike the garlicists.)

This will happen when the big hand rises to the 12 and the little hand descends to the 3. We have no idea what that means.



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30 Sep 2006, 1:16 am

werbert wrote:
In our holy book, the garlic deity goes to a deity party, but nobody wants to talk to him because he has garlic breath. So he gets rejected by every woman at the party and dies cold and alone without reproducing. The garlic heresy dies with him. (Yes, this is a passive effort by mustardites, but we are a religion of peace, unlike the garlicists.)

This will happen when the big hand rises to the 12 and the little hand descends to the 3. We have no idea what that means.


You must have not read the Book of Garlic verse 123 "And behold I Garlic will give to a
man the means to put forth his seed in many women"

That roughly translate in scientific terms garlic is a powerfull nitrogen oxide booster
like viagra.

Oh the Chruch Garlic has now got a DSL and crap caned our 56 k modem



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30 Sep 2006, 1:21 am

Now I'm just waiting for the Pastafarians to start crawling out of the woodwork....

Let me see, now where did I put that Garrick's Matter/Antimatter Stabiliser.....?

(Devilish plot underway...)


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30 Sep 2006, 1:23 am

Really, why can't we all just get along.

Surely garlic and mustard can coexist in peace and concentrate on defeating the true enemy: mayonnaise. :P :P :P



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30 Sep 2006, 1:32 am

werbert wrote:
Really, why can't we all just get along.

Surely garlic and mustard can coexist in peace and concentrate on defeating the true enemy: mayonnaise. :P :P :P


There's a mayonnaise cult?

Okay, I need to program some more parameters into this here box. Say hello Eversor.

hELLo

Lemme see, hmmmm....

Actually, WTF is mayonnaise made out of?


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30 Sep 2006, 1:36 am

werbert wrote:
Really, why can't we all just get along.

Surely garlic and mustard can coexist in peace and concentrate on defeating the true enemy: mayonnaise. :P :P :P


Yeah I hear Mayo will kill you if he sets at room temperture too long. What kinda God lets his people suffer like that? Mustard is fat free and Garlic has health benfits just
maybe the day will come with little yellow children and garlic breath children can hold
hands in a Subway.



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30 Sep 2006, 2:12 am

Now I need some targ-- I mean, subjects...

And two types of Jacob's Ladder, the electric kind and the head-shaking kind....


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30 Sep 2006, 2:13 am

I hate mustard

KETCHUP ALL THE WAY!! !

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30 Sep 2006, 3:12 am

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I hate mustard

KETCHUP ALL THE WAY!! !

w00t


Okay, now to program Eversor with "L33t-speaking ketchup worshippers"....

Now where is my left-handed catching mitt, and the duralumin rail-javelin....


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