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07 Oct 2006, 3:37 pm

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Anyone else like ketchup on salad? Or is that just too gross? :lol:

:lol:

I think I'm going to throw up.

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07 Oct 2006, 3:38 pm

I bought some ketchup just this morning. Paid $1.39 for a 24 oz. bottle.

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07 Oct 2006, 3:40 pm

Why do you continue to worship these false condiment deities?

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07 Oct 2006, 4:10 pm

Ketchup is not too bad. Why do some people say catsup? I have always wondered about this.

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07 Oct 2006, 4:28 pm

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07 Oct 2006, 4:29 pm

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07 Oct 2006, 4:30 pm

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07 Oct 2006, 4:30 pm

woops

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07 Oct 2006, 5:46 pm

Wow, five times.

I think that's a new WP record. Last I know of was just 3.

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07 Oct 2006, 7:05 pm

I'm gonna sit this one out. I don't mind tomato sauce, but ketchup is a different matter.

(gets some items together...)

Now,...hmmm....

Lemme see....what's on this firework?

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Curse these damn l33tspeakers and their shoddy product labels!

Oh wait. It means "light the blue touch paper, and run like hell."

Good advice.

(Lights it, throws it into the fray of dogmatic condimental acolytes, and runs for his life...)

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07 Oct 2006, 7:13 pm

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07 Oct 2006, 7:14 pm

What do you say we unify all these under the umbrella "Condimenation." After all, we all believe in the same digestive system. All paths lead to... well, you know where they lead to.

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07 Oct 2006, 7:15 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

It is Heinz.

No question Heinz ketchup is good tasting. But how does it compare to the Great Garlic.

Ketchup : sodium way to high in the typical diet
Garlic: Very low

Ketchup: More sugar than ice cream, bad for teeth and way too much sugar in typical diet
Garlic: low sugar

Ketchup: Lycopene may reduce the risk of some cancers
Garlic: Its a witches brew of organic sulfur and selenium compounds that can treat more conditions than you can think of.

Ketchup: Not going to save your soul from the fire down below.
Garlic: Will save you.

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07 Oct 2006, 7:19 pm

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Oh, horsesh**!

(Puts on an EOD suit. Bang! Not enough explosive to even startle Quatermass!)

Dammit, never buy WMD fireworks from l33tspeakers!

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