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19 Oct 2006, 1:09 am

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Folks we got a call from Acme Candy Inc makers of the beet flavored gummy bears.

They are making a limited production of beet flavored gummy bears with real
Werbert sweat. Werbert over the summer collected all his sweat with a spooge he
rung into a barrel he shipped to Acme Candy Inc.

For members who join our 2500 dollar club you will get a 1.5 oz bag of the limited
edtion Werbet Beet Flavored Gummy bears (please include $2.95 shipping).

That's right, folks, I sweated more than Michael Moore at a pie-eating contest just to give you these delicious gummi bears. I don't know if you've ever eaten gummi bears, but they are mm-mm-deeeeeelicious. They're chewy, like gum, but you can actually break 'em apart and digest 'em, unlike gum. And I simply cannot praise these beet-flavorded ones enough. Beets, they're nature's candy. And they've been put into a candy, making them doubly good. I just cannot believe how great a deal you are getting with these gummi bears. I mean, only $2500?

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19 Oct 2006, 1:11 am

Sweat isn't the only bodily fluid werbert put them...

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19 Oct 2006, 1:14 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Sweat isn't the only bodily fluid werbert put them...

That's WAY more info than we needed!! !

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19 Oct 2006, 1:14 am

Now, next up, we've got my buddy Sammy Spammer here to tell us about a new miracle drug. Sammy, take it away!

Hey, boys, do you want to be rock hard? Then try V*I*A*G*R*A!

Thanks, Sammy, that was, um, informative.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:17 am

Are you really old enough to NEED that stuff??

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19 Oct 2006, 1:18 am

What happens when you give a lawyer viagra?
What happens when you give werbert a Viagra WEAPON?
Do we want to know?

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19 Oct 2006, 1:19 am

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Are you really old enough to NEED that stuff??

Well, we haven't raised any money yet, and we need the sponsorship.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:19 am

Oh no we had to go there. Now only Garlic will keep this post-a-thon from being locked.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:21 am

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Oh no we had to go there. Now only Garlic will keep this post-a-thon from being locked.

Reverend OWA, I understand we have many Garlicists in the audience. Would you do us the honor of reciting one of your famous sermons?

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19 Oct 2006, 1:23 am

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Oh no we had to go there. Now only Garlic will keep this post-a-thon from being locked.

HAAAAAAAAAAA!! ! garlic is but ONE ingredient of Marinara sauce!!

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19 Oct 2006, 1:23 am

94.-|_1( |>\|/|\|2 _|00!! !! !!1

There's a sermon

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19 Oct 2006, 1:25 am

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94.-|_1( |>\|/|\|2 _|00!! !! !!1

There's a sermon

Simply amazing. It brings a tear to my eye everytime I see those words. Thank you, Reverend.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:26 am

werbert wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

94.-|_1( |>\|/|\|2 _|00!! !! !!1

There's a sermon

Simply amazing. It brings a tear to my eye everytime I see those words. Thank you, Reverend.

_|00 .- \|/3|_(0|\/|3

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19 Oct 2006, 1:29 am

Next up, we have those two irascible comedians, Werbert and Werbert! Give them a big round of applause!

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19 Oct 2006, 1:30 am

Well Werbert, I'm going to Boston with you. You know Terry Francona, the Red Sox manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:31 am

Look Werbert, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

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