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CanyonWind
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20 Oct 2006, 9:09 pm

It should be possible to delete the Y chromosome and replicate the X. Then when you split up, you could refer to her as "my X."

Of course then you'd have a much younger wife, so Tim wouldn't be interested.


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20 Oct 2006, 9:11 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
It should be possible to delete the Y chromosome and replicate the X. Then when you split up, you could refer to her as "my X."

Of course then you'd have a much younger wife, so Tim wouldn't be interested.


If this wife is at least 18, then she's not too young.

Tim


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20 Oct 2006, 9:13 pm

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KBABZ will you marry me?

Yup, but I'd have to stow-away in a plane headed for California, and then we'd have to hi-jack a NASA rocket and learn how to fly it to the Moon (whislt trying to follow all survival guidelines). Then we'd have to learn how to survive without an atmosphere. So for now, it'd be impossible. But I wouldn't mind the actual marrige part!



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20 Oct 2006, 9:16 pm

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If this wife is at least 18, then she's not too young.

Tim


If you start right now, she'll be eighteen in nineteen years.


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20 Oct 2006, 9:16 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
CanyonWind wrote:
It should be possible to delete the Y chromosome and replicate the X. Then when you split up, you could refer to her as "my X."

Of course then you'd have a much younger wife, so Tim wouldn't be interested.


If this wife is at least 18, then she's not too young.

Tim


If she was cloned now, she'd be 18 in exactly 18 years.


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20 Oct 2006, 9:17 pm

KBABZ wrote:
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KBABZ will you marry me?

Yup, but I'd have to stow-away in a plane headed for California, and then we'd have to hi-jack a NASA rocket and learn how to fly it to the Moon (whislt trying to follow all survival guidelines). Then we'd have to learn how to survive without an atmosphere. So for now, it'd be impossible. But I wouldn't mind the actual marrige part!

Join my conspiracy and you can be married at our secret moon base.


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20 Oct 2006, 9:58 pm

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Werbert, will you marry me?

I'd love to, but you know my feelings. I won't marry you until the federal government recognizes same-person marriages. I want to have a real wedding.


And if you did clone yourself, it would still be a same-sex marriage, so you would have to have the wedding in Massachusetts (or a civil union in Vermont).

Tim


Hmm Werbert I would like to go upto Vermont and visit Ben&Jerry's Ice Cream factory sometime?
How about it?



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20 Oct 2006, 9:59 pm

No, you've broken my heart far too many times.

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive


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20 Oct 2006, 10:31 pm

will you all marry me?



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20 Oct 2006, 10:34 pm

Will the green alien marry me?



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20 Oct 2006, 10:36 pm

en_una_isla wrote:
Will the green alien marry me?

No, but I will, provided I get to add "King of the Nile" to my many titles.


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20 Oct 2006, 10:40 pm

Werbert, will you keep Michael Jackson from trying to marry me?


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20 Oct 2006, 10:41 pm

Will a Bus Driver marry me, so I could be his Conductor?



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20 Oct 2006, 10:43 pm

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Werbert, will you keep Michael Jackson from trying to marry me?

I've got bad news. Michael Jackson isn't interested in marriage. :twisted:


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21 Oct 2006, 5:46 pm

no one wants to marry me, sigh



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21 Oct 2006, 5:52 pm

And I was left at the altar by that double-crossing, yet devastatingly handsome, cad Werbert. Sigh.


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