There once was a man from Trent...

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There once was a man on WP
who was made to run the whole gammut
they tripped and they fell
head surrounded by bells
then they wish they never ran it

There once was a captain so poor
He messed up a three hour tour.
The poor ship was tossed
The passengers lost
on some far away uncharted shore.

There once was a girl named Tenielle
who was filled with such jealous zeal
her palate for hate
made her partner irate
and he told her to get stuffed or get real

There once was a man named Hunter
who was quite the avid punter
he stared aghast
when his horse came last
but his common sense still blunter

There once was a member called Fnord
Who used his words like a sword
But when puddingmouse posted,
He wished he hadn't boasted;
Her rhymes were like thunder from Gawd.

Squeaked from the puddingmouse nest
Is a bon mot to silence the rest,
To call him a member?
That's one to remember!
Truer words never spoken in jest.

Ambivalence, you've got it wrong.
Since you've been a member for long
of doubleyou pee,
so why can't you see -
by 'member', I didn't mean dong?

There once was a lad on the Mersey
Who wore a red coloured jersey
His wife Sally Ann
Was an Everton fan
And his son was a sheer act of mercy

I tried making a Limerick,
By making it funny and quick,
Got the dictionary out,
Threw a few words about,
Now it's done, I'm sure this will stick.