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Paulie_C
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23 Feb 2012, 4:01 am

Thinking before you speak is a form of censorship

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23 Feb 2012, 4:08 am

if at first you don't succeed, say to hell with it and go back to bed. maybe tomorrow will be better.

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23 Feb 2012, 4:11 am

When God gives you lemons, find a new God

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23 Feb 2012, 8:15 am

Vigilans wrote:

When God gives you lemons, find a new God

When god gives you razor blades... you make a baseballbat...... covered in razor blades! :lol:

(love that movie)

no no sorry... ok

If you find yourself stuck at a creative task, then you aren't having enough fun doing it. Once you find the joy in your task the creativity will flow again.

When you dont know how to do something... and all else fails... google it!

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23 Feb 2012, 8:31 am

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward." --Kurt Vonnegut

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23 Feb 2012, 11:35 am

to quote some NT girls I've known :arrow:

"When life give you lemons; stick em down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger"

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23 Feb 2012, 5:04 pm

"We have to abandon the idea that schooling is something restricted to youth. How can it be, in a world where half the things a man knows at 20 are no longer true at 40 - and half the things he knows at 40 hadn't been discovered when he was 20?" - Arthur C. Clarke

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23 Feb 2012, 6:47 pm

There is no try....either you want to, or you don't.

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23 Feb 2012, 7:22 pm

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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23 Feb 2012, 9:03 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Snore-splat syndrome.

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23 Feb 2012, 9:12 pm

You can have your cake, and eat it, too. Just buy two.

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23 Feb 2012, 10:42 pm

AnnettaMarie wrote:

You can have your cake, and eat it, too. Just buy two.

Just keep it to yourself and no one will even know that there was cake.

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23 Feb 2012, 10:44 pm

The cake is a lie.

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23 Feb 2012, 10:54 pm

That cake expression is flawed because you have to have the cake in order to eat it. That expression should be~ eat your cake & still have it

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23 Feb 2012, 10:55 pm

You still have your cake (which is a lie) after you eat it, it's in your stomach.

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23 Feb 2012, 11:45 pm

Titangeek wrote:

You still have your cake (which is a lie) after you eat it, it's in your stomach.

Until you take a dump

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