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06 Nov 2006, 1:52 am

Xuincherguixe wrote:

"Why are you climbing that clock tower?"
"Who's face are you planning on cutting off and wearing?"

What?! when would this come up?

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06 Nov 2006, 7:43 am

Xuincherguixe wrote:

"Who's face are you planning on cutting off and wearing?"

Suh'Zahne.

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06 Nov 2006, 12:51 pm

I'm only joking with this one, I've never asked this question and I never will.

See a black person

"Are you supposed to be that colour?"

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06 Nov 2006, 1:09 pm

I haven't used this yet, but I wil...

"Are you really THAT stupid??"

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06 Nov 2006, 1:15 pm

See an obese person in one of those golf caddy carts thingy.

"Are you heavy or can't you just be bothered to walk?"

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06 Nov 2006, 4:15 pm

Do you need help with that 50 caliber sniper rifle???

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07 Nov 2006, 1:02 am

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

I haven't used this yet, but I wil...

"Are you really THAT stupid??"

That's one that I have asked.

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08 Nov 2006, 11:56 am

Do you need help loading yer ammunition??

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08 Nov 2006, 3:10 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

Do you need help with that 50 caliber sniper rifle???

In my case it'd likely be "Hey, that's a really neat Barrett M-82/A1. Did you know those things are capable of firing a projectile with enough force that it'll... hey, why are you pointing it at those people over there? No, that's not how you load it, silly. Here, lemme show you. Ok, see this part here? This is kinda neat... cycle this back, then... wait a minute. Do you have a license for thi... why are you running away? Cops? Oh, hi officer, check this neat Barr...put it down? No way, it's mine, now. Finders keepers. No. Make me."

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08 Nov 2006, 4:14 pm

I'm reminded of the infamous incident at Texas University back in the sixties. The sniper was shooting people, and being good Texans, several men ran to their pick-ups, grabbed their deer rifles and started shooting BACK ! ! The police were actually delayed, as they were dodging the rifle shots at the top of the tower ! !!

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08 Nov 2006, 4:37 pm

I think Cockney Rebel posted the one "when's your due date"
I often do that, sadly a former boss was pregnant I asked that very question she said wednesday the 13th of june, I said thirteen unlucky for some maybe you could call it Lucifer? I was a bit nervy that day and my mouth was well oiled. I then went on to describe how some women find mother and baby groups really dull because they don't have much in common other than the baby. She did'nt catch my drift and I did'nt work there much longer.

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08 Nov 2006, 5:47 pm

fresco wrote:

I think Cockney Rebel posted the one "when's your due date"

Dave Barry said never say that, unless you see the babies head starting to come out ....

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10 Nov 2006, 2:51 am

"How do you pronounce this name here in the Necronomicron?"

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10 Nov 2006, 3:28 am

Here's one for Cockney:

"Is a Routemaster an easy target? *holds up rocket launcher*"
[after I blow it up]
"Uh, you were looking, weren't you?"

Seriously though, I'd never blow up a Routemaster. I'd like to go on a rampage around town in one, though!

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10 Nov 2006, 9:32 am

Xuincherguixe wrote:

"How do you pronounce this name here in the Necronomicron?"

LOL ! !! (Professor Peabody's Last Lecture, in The Night Gallery.)

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10 Nov 2006, 6:40 pm

I wonder if this fluffy pink stuff dad pulled out of the walls is as comfy as it looks?

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