things you shouldn't do at other peoples houses

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15 Apr 2012, 10:44 am

take over the TV remote

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15 Apr 2012, 12:29 pm

Demonstrating the art of fire-making using their rug and pet poodle would not be acceptable.

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15 Apr 2012, 4:09 pm

unbolting their toilet and placing it inside the fireplace would not do, especially if your hosts lack a fireplace in the first place.

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15 Apr 2012, 4:12 pm

I wouldn't go rummaging through the fridge at my friends house, but I do wheel my bike through the living room.

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15 Apr 2012, 4:49 pm

Break stuff, generally speaking.

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15 Apr 2012, 5:12 pm

put mustard in the ketchup container, ketchup in the mustard container. salt in the pepper shaker, pepper in the saltshaker.

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15 Apr 2012, 5:13 pm

Fart in the mayonnaise jar then close the lid

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15 Apr 2012, 5:16 pm

Vigilans wrote:

Fart in the mayonnaise jar then close the lid

do like in that movie "polyester" [ i think it was that movie] where a big fat tranny licks all the silverware and spits on all the glasswear and dishes.

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15 Apr 2012, 5:18 pm

***mod reminder*** please keep in mind that this is the Random forum and not Adult, so keep it clean. also, no jokes about excretory function. thank you.

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15 Apr 2012, 5:27 pm

Don't wipe bogies on the wall :twisted:

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15 Apr 2012, 5:49 pm

replace all their music CDs with lawrence welk ones.

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15 Apr 2012, 5:54 pm

Change their answering machine, recording yourself saying "Hi stud, you've reached Manline. We have the sweaty and muscular local men you want to chat with"