squier wrote:
i had a dream that my 2nd grade teacher was moving into an apartment with me (weird because i am only 12) and i looked out the window, and a kid was climbing up the side of the building and they began to fall, then my teacher pushed me out of the window, and i was scared that i was going to die, and then the street turned into a river, and once i splashed into it, it was the atlantic ocean, and then i farted and i flooded half of the united with a tsunami that was caused by my fart. and then i was living in my middle school because it was huge and my parents made me and i saw a kid and the kid asked me if i wanted to see what it is like to have a large... pair. even though i said no he made me, and they were heavy (i am not a pervert) and i tripped and then i was bouncing and i got stuck in the ceiling, and then cockroaches took over the world. then i woke up and someone stuck a stuffed tigger under me...
These are the kind of dreams I'm looking for.
My friend had a dream he was a vampire. He went to school. He noticed that he was in the wrong school. He went to hide in the bathroom. He couldn't because it was full of windows. He went to hide in a stall in the girls' bathroom. He put on pink shoes. He eventually had to leave and went into an empty classroom. The teach walked in and he used a paper cup to knock her out. He hid her in the closet. Then the students came in. He convinced them he was their substitute teacher and gave them the rest of the day off. He noticed he was wearing a cape. He took it off. As soon as they were all out of the classroom, the fire alarm went off. He walked outside of the classroom and there was fire everywhere and someone standing in front of him with a molotov cocktail in each hand. The person threw both molotov cocktails and missed. My friend then ran out of the school and broke into someone's house, knocked them out, then accidentally broke their neck. The end.
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