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Starr
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12 Nov 2006, 5:22 am

The church of cats, tea and roasted parsnips.



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12 Nov 2006, 9:07 am

the Roman Catholic Church



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12 Nov 2006, 9:10 am

My one I invented:

Church Of Pie :D Which I'm the head of.


And the new one:

Church Of The Young Ones. :D I call head of that sect.



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12 Nov 2006, 9:26 am

The Acolyte Church of Our Lord Magneto.

Our Lord Magneto, who art in Avalon,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
On Earth as it is on Avalon.
Give us today our daily powers,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we slaughter the flatscan scum who trespass against us.
And lead us not into Westchester
But deliver us from The Devil Xavier
For ever and ever,
Amen.


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12 Nov 2006, 9:55 am

Jutty wrote:
the Roman Catholic Church


That's a good religion.


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12 Nov 2006, 10:42 pm

My personal church:

The Church of Information and the Dissemination of Knowledge
wherein every member shall have immediate and full access to all information ever collected anywhere on earth, irregardless of social taboos, copyright issues, or other impediments designed to keep people in ignorance. In the spirit of ancient Greece, church members can read and discuss whatever they wish without worrying about "grades," or "social ostracism." There is no membership fee, or tithe (although donations are always welcome), and there are no membership restrictions--anyone who wants to join can do so.


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13 Nov 2006, 1:32 am

dexkaden wrote:
My personal church:

The Church of Information and the Dissemination of Knowledge
wherein every member shall have immediate and full access to all information ever collected anywhere on earth, irregardless of social taboos, copyright issues, or other impediments designed to keep people in ignorance. In the spirit of ancient Greece, church members can read and discuss whatever they wish without worrying about "grades," or "social ostracism." There is no membership fee, or tithe (although donations are always welcome), and there are no membership restrictions--anyone who wants to join can do so.


I wish to join this hub of knowledge. I would give my life for logic and science.


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13 Nov 2006, 9:42 am

Flagg wrote:
dexkaden wrote:
My personal church:

The Church of Information and the Dissemination of Knowledge
wherein every member shall have immediate and full access to all information ever collected anywhere on earth, irregardless of social taboos, copyright issues, or other impediments designed to keep people in ignorance. In the spirit of ancient Greece, church members can read and discuss whatever they wish without worrying about "grades," or "social ostracism." There is no membership fee, or tithe (although donations are always welcome), and there are no membership restrictions--anyone who wants to join can do so.


I wish to join this hub of knowledge. I would give my life for logic and science.


Of course, you don't HAVE to give your life as there is no payment required... :)


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13 Nov 2006, 10:17 am

The church of the Ori.

Hallowed are the Ori.


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13 Nov 2006, 10:32 am

The Church of Orange!



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13 Nov 2006, 10:35 am

I am with the church of Garlic, but i've been secretly worshiping Image Corvette Image, good thing Garlic doesn't have an all-seeing eye, or i'd be dead meat by now.


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13 Nov 2006, 11:32 am

fernando wrote:
I am with the church of Garlic, but i've been secretly worshiping Image Corvette Image, good thing Garlic doesn't have an all-seeing eye, or i'd be dead meat by now.

or perhaps Garlic understands that ultimate control over his flock...or cloves, rather...is counterintuitive, and will allow you to find out for yourself whether you really do believe in Garlic, or if you joined under some other pretense.


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