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AHMAHGUD YOU'RE SO CONFUSING!! !! I JUST WANT TO MAKE SOUND FOR GOD'S SAKE! HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO JUST MAKE SOUND!

I will conquer you.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

To the pea green mug that I'm drinking out of right now. I'm thankful that I own you. You carry the tea that refreshes me and gives me energy.

dear computer chair
i'll try to fix you soon

Thanks for the back support, pillow :)

I MEAN IT!! !

To my red, white and blue candle holder. You're a happy reminder that my British side is still strong.

Dear fine-point pen, thank you so for making my crazy handwriting look so graceful. Your medium point cousins try, but their lines are never near as elegant. I shall miss you when you're all dried up.

To my Harry Potter books and DVD box set - I'm sorry but I'm thinking that maybe I jumped the gun in buying you. To paraphrase something Alice Kingsleigh said in Alice in Wonderland - "You're not the right one for me".

Dear printer, I dislike the fact that when I bought you, you made grandiose promises of photo-quality resolution that you could never live up to and efficiency standards that were never met. You've managed to devour 2 whole ink cartridges in less than 30 days and left my wallet feeling violated. To you, I must bid adieu.

Hey bedroom: WHY U NO RESPOND TO "CTRL+F"?

You're cute, but you're not a substitute for a pet that is alive.

Dear flamingo puppet, hanging above the window,

It seems like you might feel unstable in life--as if you're just a puppet on strings. I know you can't look away from the window, because you have no muscles. Sometimes I feel like that too. I just want you to know you're not forgotten, and you deserve to have some fun sometimes. Maybe we'll take you to the beach or out in the garden soon.

How does it feel to be suspended in mid-air, with no ground to touch your oddly angled feet? If you want, I can draw you a ground to stand on, or put you on a surface. I'm not sure what I would prefer--air or earth. Either way, since you cannot win the lottery, or work a well-paying job, what is it you look forward to in life? Perhaps you have something to teach me.

^ That's nice. ^

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Dear Mad Hatter figure, I'm sorry that your leg is broken and that I put you in storage. You must think that I don't care about you, but you'd be wrong. You're a reminder of one of the best special interests I ever had, and because of that, you will always be special to me.

Hello bike. I know you've been locked up in that garage like forever, but some day I will ride you again and be glad I did, and that you're Callifornian..my Raleigh got too small for me. A smoother saddle on your sleek frame which would make some bikes rust.. I will patch you up until I feel you are you again.